Let me go to the Middle East with LGG

Please universe, now that we've decided that neither my bionic arm nor my lack of fitness will allow me to go to Tibet and base camp, that you will facilitate my trip to the Middle East in October. Because you know, I really need to see where Luke Skywalker lived. And I need to camp in the desert under the stars. And eat lots of hummus and pita bread. And ride on horses (but no need to gallop across the desert like Bona lah. Trot can oredi).