So I Can Have Sex Soon

Dear Universe,

Here is the condensed list of 10 attributes for my next boyfriend. Please send someone to me soon. Lol.

1. Someone who is sexually compatible with me and good in bed.
2. Someone who is intelligent and I can have interesting conversations with.
3. Someone who is honest and faithful and who I can trust.
4. Someone who is funny and who makes me laugh.
5. Someone who has a stable job and high income.
6. Someone who loves me and who I will love.
7. Someone who enjoys traveling and is a good traveling companion.
8. Someone who has a positive attitude in life.
9. Someone who is good looking.
10. Someone who gets along with my family and friends.


Thanks! xoxo